So. Dinosaur in the room, I'm just going to get it out of the way.
I have failed you. Not disappointed you, but totally and utterly failed. It would be hard to fail worse than I have.
I could have cut out some time from my twice- daily naps to update, or written a quick post between episodes of "Glee" and "Lost". And yet, I hoarded all the dinosaur news for myself.
So, here we are. I hope you will forgive me, and that we can move past this.
Now that we are past this (that paragraph space was for both of us to have some deep thoughts) Dinosaur Lists! Yay!
1) Food Related Dinosaur Business!
My friend Dan the Dino Man sent me this awe-inspiring link:
http://www.amazon.com/DynoBytes-Stainless-Steel-Sandwich-Cutter/dp/B003G4SKU4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&tag=write-20&qid=1274333420&sr=8-4
This could turn instantly improve every one of your sandwich experiences! That's already at a high standard! My sandwich experiences have been some of my best experiences.
With these DynoBytes Sandwich Cutters, you could enact the most basic and brutal example of man vs. nature, or Man eats Dinosaur If you're power hungry or just wonder what dinosaurs taste like (sometimes like peanut butter and jelly) then DUDE THIS IS AWESOME.
2) This Baller Sweatshirt
http://www.threadless.com/product/2287/Know_Your_Dinosaurs#zoom
So, this sweatshirt is baller, and wearing it makes you a baller. For instance, I am already a boss. When I put on this sweatshirt (fuck yeah I own it) I am elevated. I go from "Lisa YES!ley, dinosaur blogger, to Lisa YES!ley, dinosaur blogger and owner of the best sweatshirt you will ever see in your whole dang life".
It features the fierceness of the T-Rex, but also the sweet and caring side of many other dinosaurs. It's multi-faceted, is what I'm saying.
Also, it is really fuzzy inside.
3) So back in the days of yore, when this blog was just starting out and had not yet reached monumental success, I posted a clip of stand up comedy from Aziz Ansari. He was talking about going to a Walking With DInosaurs Exhibit. Here I present a youtube video of an animatronic Walking with DInosaurs performance. It is epic to say the least, and hopefully I'll have a chance to check it out for myself sometime this summer.
So, this about does it!
I will try to post more frequently now that I am home, and hope to never fail you like this again.
Peace, Love, Dinosaurs.
