Happy Spring time! So the weather is warm, the sun is shining, and we all want to hear about some dinosaurs. Some of you more than others. You know who you are.
So I'm bringing you some comics about dinosaurs!
This one I found on reddit, and I would say it's delightful, but I think that would be redundant. I would like to think there is a place deep inside of me that believes this is how a dinosaur with a tophat would act, but that part of me is actually right there on the surface. You can't wreak havoc wearing a top hat! It would be so classless!
I found this through reddit, at http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/03/19/rarr-imma-dinosaur/, and I love it.
This blog isn't all fun and games, sometimes it's about provoking thought. This is a comic that really made me think. I'm going to assume you've all seen the cinematic masterpiece Jurassic Park, and perhaps read the book, and were scared out of your minds of velociraptors. They can open doors! That's human kind's last defense!
Paleoenthusiasts, what would you do/ will you do when the raptors attack? Presumably we could create some sort of door handle that would be impenetrable to the noble beasts, but will it be in time? The kids in Jurassic Park hid inside some sort of metal box thing (...right? I could be wrong about that) but we don't all have a convenient metal box thing handy. I don't fit into my dorm room fridge, it's useless against velociraptors. Useless!
Found at www.xkcd.com
And I leave you with a random thought: what if Lady Gaga did a music video that featured dinosaurs?
Just think about it. Would we as a society be able to handle it? (hint: I would not?)
F1RST!!1!11!1111!!!1
ReplyDeleteI'm more scared of velociraptors than I am of zombies!
ReplyDeleteAlso, if Lady Gaga were to ever have dinosaurs in a music video, I think I would die of happiness. Zombies and velociraptors be damned!!!
YAY MORE BLOGGING
ReplyDeletealso, damn you byels
also, i'm not sure where the dinosaur's jacket and monocle come from, and if his delightfulness proceeds from those as well as the hat
One cannot wear a top hat alone! Especially if you are a dinosaur, one must clearly wear a monocle and jacket as well or risk being as Lisa puts it "classless!"
ReplyDeleteIn fairness to Doug, in Vermont they do just walk around wearing top hats and muddy overalls.
ReplyDeleteyes, we call it "business casual."
ReplyDeleteI apologize for the inattention paid to the monocle and jacket! The top hat summons them in order to increase delightfulness by 3x.
ReplyDeleteAnd this explains so much about Doug.